Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll need the toilet.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged signal; someone always answers.
If you change lines in traffic, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.
The Coffee/Tea Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee or tea, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the drink is cold.
Murphy’s= Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of a slice of jam on bread landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
Law of Public Speaking
A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.